Show Allah What You’re Made Of – NSFW

The King of Rants had a good one the other day regarding the young muslim girl who tragically died on while driving a go kart:

Several days ago in an absurdly senseless death; a young, twenty-four year-old Muslim woman from Australia was killed in a go-kart accident when her burqa became entangled in the kart’s wheels resulting in her gruesome strangulation. Her death was nauseating for the very tragicomedy of its circumstances. The media, however, immediately associated her death with the romantic denouement of Isadora Duncan, one of the early pioneers of modern dance, who had died in 1927 when her flamboyantly long scarf billowed into the axle of the Bugatti Type 35 she was riding in, proving, as Gertrude Stein would later remark, that affectations can be dangerous. For the thrill of living life to its delirious excesses, for the allure of pushing its boundaries to the extremes, and for the triumph of simply living – in a vibrantly idiosyncratic manner – your own life in your own way, there are no comparisons between the two tragedies.

With that in mind, here’s what Isadora Duncan would have done if she was born into a traditional muslim household.

Hat tip to GoodShit for the find.

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