El Bounty-Cab-Hunt

Come one, come all, step right up, pay grab your camera, ready your cell phone, and enter DuelingBarstools’ BOUNTY (CAB) HUNT. Thats right, there’s a bounty on the following cabs (non-photoshopped picture required). By the way, the local firewater in Fiji is Bounty Rum. Me thinks Bounty Cab would be an excellent cab name. Now, on to DuelingBarstools’ Most Wanted Cab List:

• Dream Cab
• Camelot Cab
• Destroyer Cab
• Knight Rider Cab (3x points if it’s black)
• Tornado Cab (worth 4x points, as it’s only been spotted once and has Mexican plates)

You’ll earn Internet fame, I’ll award you for fun only fictional worth zero cents Internet points, and you’ll have the chance to pen the official cab name speculation / rant / info-dump for the scalps bounties you claim. Lock and load, people. By the way, if you’re packin’ bear mace heat, the Smith and Wesson Cab is the one for you. Hey, S W Cab is as close to Smith and Wesson as it’s gonna get.

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