Simile ‘o the Day
From Joe Rogan, naturally, commenting on how Pink changed his life.
Every now and then someone steps up in front of the world and really fucking smashes it, and it makes sitting through every other uninspired performance by every wannabe, bullshit artist, and mediocre hack more than worth your time. Every now and then human beings are exposed to a new benchmark.
I search for that shit. It’s a precious inspirational fuel for me. I love it when I see it, and in all my years on this planet searching for it, very few people have ever grabbed it, held it down, fucked it, lit it on fire, and blew up the fucking solar system with it like Pink did at this years Grammy awards.
Her performance was like Jimi Hendrix doing the star spangled banner while Michael Jackson moon walked and Susan Boyle sang back up.
Emphasis Added.
Well, well, well… looks like Jabba has become ever more demanding of his entertainment pets.
I would agree with Joe on one thing: it was like watching Jimi do the banner with Mike and Susan. It I were a cartoon character I would would have had a giant “WTF” in my thought bubble.
Maybe it is just because I have never thrown a handful of glitter in the air; maybe it is the fact that the Cirque du Annie Lennox routine did nothing for me; or maybe I am still holding a grudge for that IIIII’m going out song, but I would rather watch a squirrel make tender love to a football (soundtrack by Yani) than watch that video again.
Boo Joe Rogan, boo.