Prostidude

Via the Paladin I discover that America’s first legal male prostitute (hereafter, the “prostidude”) has quit.

America’s first legal male prostitute has left a rural Nevada brothel after a two-month stint that generated plenty of attention but fewer than 10 paying customers. Brothel owner Jim Davis said Friday the Shady Lady Ranch had parted ways with the “prostitude” who worked under the name Markus. A replacement has been hired, but Davis hinted it was possible that Markus, a 25-year-old Alabama native, could be back.

This article puts it somewhat differently: “Prostidude told to pack his nutsack and leave.”  My source for this article had some choice observations:

#1)  “prostidude” — that’s epic

#2)  gotta love that picture….click on it to get a bigger better view of him.  Was he caught by surprise with a chubby coming out of the gym in his sweatpants, or is this a calculated move to arouse women who will rush to become customers?

[Pictures here.]

#3)  i cant believe he had 10 customers.  over what period of time?  The article and pictures i really want is about those women.

[Ed. note: According to the article it was over two months.]

#4)  i cant believe he is a college dropout…..he clearly has so much potential as the picture effectively communicates (see #2 above)

#5)  very surprised at the lack of nipple rings.

LOL @ #5.

Next, Prostidude compares self to Rosa Parks, Van Gogh, Ghandi, and apparently initiates intimacy with clients thusly:

“So,” Markus says after leaning over and kissing my knee, “we’re going to get undressed and then take a shower. Then we can both inspect each other to make sure there are no discrepancies.”  Minutes later, as we’re standing naked in the shower, he’s examining me like a second-rate gynecologist and nodding. “Yeah,” he murmurs, cooing that I’m “practically” an 8 or a 9. “Everything looks great down there.”

Finally, for your information he’s smart and sensitive:

He says he’s never had an STD and doesn’t worry about getting women pregnant (“because you can feel it when a condom breaks”). * * * “I’m not a hooker,” he says repeatedly. “I’m a surrogate lover.

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