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Rogan Being Rogan

10 February 2010

Rogan went on a uniquely funny commentating tear Saturday night about spilled ice in the Octagon. It was awesome. Link to video here. Transcript, via MMAMania, is below.

“Oh we got a problem, somebody spilled ice all over the Octagon. That’s a big problem, that’s a lot of ice. This is gonna take some time. This is a disaster. Look at it, they knocked the bucket over. This is “The Three Stooges.” What are you freaks doing? Now everybody’s booing. Now there’s even more pressure. Now they’re sweeping it out. That’s good. Put it on the side and watch [Octagon girl] Arianny (Celeste) fall on her head. There’s still ice! There’s still too much! GET BACK IN THERE! YOU’RE NOT DONE! THERE’S ICE ALL OVER THE FLOOR! What are these guys doing? There’s 100 pieces of ice still on the floor and these guys just scrambled out because of the pressure. What a disaster. There’s ice everywhere! Those cornermen, somebody needs to kick their ass.”

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