Really? I mean, REALLY?
Via Instapundit, Boingboing reports the following. I can hardly believe I’m typing pasting this sentence:
[The] Australian Classification Board (ACB) is now banning depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films.
Why you ask?
They banned mainstream pornography from showing women with A-cup breasts, apparently on the grounds that they encourage paedophilia.
A couple of my former girlfriends are gonna be pissed – no lucrative future in the Aussie porn industry for them.
Moreover:
The Board has also started to ban depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films.
I dunno what to say. I’m shocked. Don’t Australians have any imagination? Don’t they think flat-chested women such as Kate Hudosn are pretty hot, not at all pedophilic, and totally deserving of the opportunity to do porn? By the ACB’s logic small-dicked men should be similarly banned from porn. How about short people? Baby-faced people? This idiocy reminds me of this (actual) headline on Reason a while back – When Hairless Genitalia is Banned, Only Criminals Will Have Hairless Genitalia.
I like small boobs and hairless genitalia… but only on grown women.
Many beauty techniques mimic youth, such as shaving legs, armpits and genitalia. Like it or not youth is sexy.
Though I would be totally okay with this law if it prevented performances like this:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/creepy-pedo-singer
The fat gross Dutch man… yuck.