An O-stache?

I admire bloggers who aren’t afraid to engage in  bit of rank speculation, for instance the following:

There are rumors out new President elect Barack Obama may be growing a mustache, which is spectacular news. I am clinging to my audacity of hope that he will rule with what has historically been a successful Vice President.

Hold on. This is America. No one rules, presidents included. We elect people to govern. There’s a galaxy of difference between the ruling and governing. Next, I have no idea what this blogger means by saying “[Obama] will rule with what has historically been a successful vice president.”

If he misspoke, people wouldn’t be listening, they’d be thinking, ”What a fine mustache.” It would be the most politically savvy move, also following in the footsteps of the greatest civil rights activist and African American mustache advocate in the history of the world.

Only time will tell.

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